Monday, 12 May 2014

Oh joy, rambling and porn.

(Porn is in english. Rejoice, world.)
Tagchen allerseits!

Ein komisches Gefühl, wieder einen Blog zu haben – einerseits ist durchaus der Wille da, zu schreiben, wenn nicht sogar das verlangen. Andererseits – was „darf“ ich teilen, was nicht? Was würde als Stigma wirken, als dunkler Fleck auf meiner „weißen Weste“, würde mein Arbeitgeber oder ein(e) zukünftige(r) Lebenspartner(in) davon erfahren?
Auf beide Fragen antworte ich ziemlich entschieden „eigentlich eh alles. :D“, während ich mir voll bewusst bin, dass mir selbiges irgendwann einmal, in ferner, ferner Zukunft, so richtig „ins Kraut schei*en“ kann, wie wir (ich und mein Freundeskreis) zu sagen pflegen.
Jener Umstand wird von mir akzeptiert und total ignoriert, was mir öfter mal eben jener Freundeskreis bei diversen Verkehrsvorschriften vorwirft.
Ich bin aber auch ein böser Junge. :p
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Zu jung, oder wirklich, wirklich nicht in der Stimmung für schriftliche Pornographie? Dann jetzt den Tab wechseln, den Browser schließen oder den Monitor anzünden, ansonsten: weiterlesen.

Folgendes Werk entstand in der Zeit als ich, arbeitslos wie ich war, nicht schlafen konnte. „Ich will was schreiben“, sagte ich mir. „Ich setz' mich jetzt in die Küche und schreib' irgendwas.“ Und genau das ist auch passiert. Inspiriert von Corruption of Champions und ähnlichen Werken, zusammen mit einer Prise ungesund-intensiver Fanliebe für Portal präsentiere ich:

Too joung for porn or really, really not in the mood for Hentai-esque almost-rape? Then look away, fast. Oh, and a shoutout to Fenoxo. I got, like, half of my porn-writing skills from "playing" your games! The other half is cybersex. Ah, glorious youth, spent in Neverwinter Nights, roleplaying.
<OldManVoice>I'm telling you, those were the days.</OldManVoice>

Relaxation Chamber

Portal-themed written Smut. Yes, that's right. I went there.
God I feel smug right now.

(Authors' note on the setting/timeline: Set somewhere in the early Stages of Portal 2, assuming that Chell goes back to a Hibernation Chamber similar to the one you wake from in the beginning of the game. Why would she do that? Because there's a lot of testing between GlaDos waking and Wheatly de-railing the whole procedure. Days of it. Weeks! And for testing, you need to be rested. So GlaDos puts Chell in one of those nifty Apartments on rails at the end of every day. Makes decent enough sense, don't you think?)

The elevator came to a halt, she exited and the cold glow of the screens displaying Aperture-adverts greeted her, as usual. Chell felt a bit uneasy - the last Testing Chamber almost killed her, her legs were shaking a little and her heart still hadn’t fully calmed down. She took a moment to breathe and to remind herself that the sooner she got through, the sooner she got to get back to the Hibernation Cell, with a bed and the faint Illusion of a calm life. She finally got her legs to stop shaking when she remembered the other ‘activities’ she planned on doing once she got back to her bed. She straightened her jumpsuit, enjoying the brief sensation of fabric rubbing over her nipples while displaying an almost cheeky grin on her face and thinking about how not even the mad AI could take her masturbation routine from her(that's what she thought, anyway).
Chell grabbed her Portal Gun, nodding to herself in confidence and went to take a look at the backlit Hazard-display in front of the next Testing Chamber. There was just one single hazard-symbol on the display: a stylized human, lying on a surface, with multiple hearts over it's head. “Maybe something with a Companion Cube?” she thought to herself, keeping a faint smile from her previous self-confident grin. No vocal introduction hailed her when she approached the round, automatic door leading into the testing area, just a camera following her movements. The door opened as expected, and she went inside.
The chamber itself didn't look as convoluted as she expected this far in the testing – a button and an associated door, nothing else. No laseremitters, no crate-droppers, no gel-dispensers. Just a button and a door. The “wires” that led from the button to the door spiraled around the pedestal of the button in a weird manner that made no sense to her, even branched off or just disappeared under the groundplates, but since the connection led to the door as well, she just pressed the button, ready to dodge whatever GlaDOS might throw at her. Nothing happened. Chell turned her head, looking for anything to change in the chamber - too late did she notice the aperture-white clamps that took hold of her ankles and affixed her feet to the plate she was standing on. Quite surprised she tried to wriggle her feet free, but to no avail: the tight, rubbery grip around her ankles did not move an inch, and neither did she.
Then, she finally heard the voice she almost started to miss. “Welcome to the voluntary relaxation chamber. This is not a test.” Chell heard an almost silent buzzing under her – she looked down and widened her eyes in shock as an about 10 inch long, anatomically modeled phallus of the same color as the clamps emerged from under the ground plates, affixed to a robotic arm. “This chamber was built to relax our test subjects by relieving them from the stress of testing. If you do not wish to take this offer for free relaxation, say 'no' now.” Chell stared, quite horrified, at the mechanical dildo and tried to say, then shout something, anything really – she knew she just wasn't capable of formulating anything other than guttural noises, and so did GlaDOS. Desperate, she forced out “Nnnnnnnn!” and “Ooooooo!” as loud as possible, to which the disembodied voice responded: “Your Response has been noted as 'Anticipation'. The door to the next test will open after an additional administering of 'stress relief'.” Chell started to panic, pulling the trigger on her Portal Gun repeatedly, trying to open a portal under her and maybe escape that way, but the only response was a fizzing sound from the gun, and a seemingly emotionless GlaDOS. “The Portal Gun has been disabled in this chamber to ensure maximum relaxation”. She struggled against her bindings, trying to loosen them by hand, but even her sudden, adrenaline-induced influx of strength did not help her in any way. The buzzing of the artificial penis grew louder, and suddenly two mechanical arms, equipped with the same cuffs that held her feet firmly in place, grabbed her arms and pulled her in an upright position. She screamed, part in terror, part in frustration, as even more mechanical arms appeared from under the groundplates, equipped with grabbing tools. Those very same tools went to work on her, unzipping her jumpsuit, undressing her as far as possible without having to let go of her cuffs, which basically meant exposing her breasts and her stomach. Only now Chell spotted one single camera, across the room above the exit, watching her. She tried to look at it with her most defiant glare, but got interrupted by the feeling of cold, wet “relaxation equipment” touching her nipples, followed by a vibrating sensation between her legs, rubbing against the fabric of the jumpsuit. With a surprized „Eeeee!“ she looked down on herself, recognizing the thing currently touching her nipples as some kind of artificial tounge, lubricated and textured, rubbing over and around her nipple quite sensually. She struggled, tried to force her body away from it, but quickly realized just how vice-tight the grip around her limbs was and how little room to move she had. Again, she screamed in frustration while attempting to struggle – she felt her nipples getting hard, and she was not ready to admit defeat to her AI-Overlord.
She wasn’t really frightened - GlaDOS would never try to kill her without giving her a chance to escape, so she believed firmly. Of course, that would mean that she was actually doing something to help her, in her own weird way, which Chell found unsettling. Either that, or the rogue AI was just torturing her for fun. Her mental breakdown of the situation got interrupted by a pair of very soft, artificial lips that closed around her other nipple, applying a gentle sucking, while the vibrating between her trained and slim thighs intensified. She felt herself enjoying it, but still wasn't ready to just submit – she continued struggling, shouted angrily in the direction of the camera. “Let me go, you monster!” she thought, but all she shouted was “Aaaaaaaa!”. Her eyes widened as her shouting actually changed something: one of the roof plates moved to the side, and another anatomically correct phallus descended from above, a bit shorter, but otherwise identical to the counterpart between her legs. The clinically clean dick, complete with veins and an engorged head, put itself against her lips, which she pressed together while pulling her head away from it as far as possible. She tried desperately to keep her composure, to not let up and resist as much as possible, if only to defy GlaDOS, but a sudden electric shock through her nipples made her loose her concentration and gasp in surprise, just for a second – more than enough time for the artificial cock to force itself between her lips. She tried to scream, but her mouth would only emit a muffled “Mmmmmhh!”, sealed thight by the phallic instrument. She tried to bite it, but the quite hard rubber, which she assumed felt like an actual, hard dick, proved stronger and just started moving slowly in her mouth, with its head rubbing over her tongue in a slow, pumping manner. She was so busy regulating her breathing through her nose and just getting a grip of the situation that she didn't even really notice some of the mechanical arms cutting open her jumpsuit, which made it slide off of her. She only really noticed her orange suit missing as the vibrating, 10 Inch long Dildo pressed it's head against her pleasurebutton, sending a not inconsiderable wave of pleasure through her. Combined with the sucking and licking sensations on her nipples, she just couldn’t supress her needs any longer and moaned loudly onto the slowly growing artificial cockhead that started to fill out her mouth. For the moment, she totally forgot that she was supposed to resist and actually started rubbing her tongue alongside her oral invader, enjoying the closest she ever came to a real dick and drifting away into her own sex fantasies. The sudden feeling of her pussy being invaded broke her trance and made her realize that this, probably, was only the beginning. She tried to pull together some of her remaining fighting spirit - not that it would have changed the situation - and tried to somehow force the cock out of her mouth to scream. Pressing her tongue against the fat dick had a radically different result - it started twitching ever so slightly and dumped a gooey substance into her mouth, filling it so full she was forced to swallow it, since her lips were still sealed shut by the massive girth of her intruder. Only after it had its full payload delivered did it retreat, finally allowing her to breathe normally again. She coughed, shook her head, tried to focus, but she could only moan from the now rather pleasureable buzzing inside her pussy while her B-Cup breasts, not used to touches other than her own, where still being treated to expertly administered sucking and licking. Slowly, her restrains moved her forward, first into a kneeling position, then on to all fours. She tried to fight back, but the sheer force of the orgasm she felt approaching left her mind almost blank. A loud and lust-filled moan escaped her, then a second one, and finally she came, crying out in pleasure with the strongest climax she had ever felt as the vibrating tip suddenly pushed against a very sensitive spot inside of her she didn’t even know existed. Her mind went blank, every single thought pushed aside by the massive orgasm while her body was rocked by uncontrollable spasms.

-end of part 1-
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